Three Nuns pass away and are standing at the Pearl
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Three Nuns pass away and are standing at the Pearly Gates anxious to enter Heaven.
St. Peter welcomes Sisters Theresa, Maria, and Agnes and checks their credentials on his clipboard. As a final check before entering Heaven St. Peter advises the three Nuns that each of them must answer a skill testing question before entering Heaven.
The Nuns are not worried because the questions are all Biblical.
St. Peter asks Sister Theresa, "who was the first man whom God created?"
Breathing a sigh of relief Sister Theresa replies, "oh my, that's an easy one, Adam".
St. Peter smiles and welcomes Sister Theresa to Heaven.
To Sister Maria St. Peter asks, "who was the first woman whom God created?"
Whew, sighs Sister Maria, "oh my, that's an easy one, Eve."
St. Peter smiles and welcomes Sister Maria to Heaven.
Now to Sister Agnes who had a history of being boastful and proud on Earth....traits that are frowned upon.
So, St. Peter asks Sister Agnes a question that will surely put her boasting and pride to the test. He asks, "what were Eve's first words to Adam?"
Sister Agnes starts sweating and fidgeting, wringing her hands worrying that she will not answer the question correctly. St. Peter smiles at Sister Agnes, thinking this question will cure Sister Agnes of her boasting and pride.
Exasperated, Sister Agnes replies, "oh my, that's a hard one."
The cheshire smile left St. Peter's face as he welcomes Sister Agnes to Heaven.
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