A friend came over visibly shaken. He said he had
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Posted On: 03/31/2014 2:16:45 PM
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A friend came over visibly shaken. He said he had just slept with his 3rd cousin.
I told him, if it upsets you that much, quit counting them.
Apparently, driving past police cars while
drinking water from an old vodka bottle isn't 'funny' and is technically 'wasting' police time.
The worst thing about parallel parking is
witnesses.
When I'm bored I like to call in sick to places I don't work for.
I'm getting written up at Home Depot.
If you're ever lost in the woods and have a
compass, the compass can help you be lost more north.
I told him, if it upsets you that much, quit counting them.
Apparently, driving past police cars while
drinking water from an old vodka bottle isn't 'funny' and is technically 'wasting' police time.
The worst thing about parallel parking is
witnesses.
When I'm bored I like to call in sick to places I don't work for.
I'm getting written up at Home Depot.
If you're ever lost in the woods and have a
compass, the compass can help you be lost more north.
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