Two Jews were sitting in a Haifa cafe in the preca
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Posted On: 03/30/2014 6:43:37 PM
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Two Jews were sitting in a Haifa cafe in the precarious days after Israel first had won its independence, and one said to the other, "I see only one way out." "What's that?" "Israel must declare war on the United States." "What are you talking about? How could that possibly help us?" "Well, when we lose the Americans would send an occupying force. They would form an alliance with a new Pro-American government, guarantee our boundaries, flood us with American capital, establish our industries, re-build Israel and make us prosperous." "Hmm, i see your point, but maybe it won't work." "Why not?" "Because, with our luck, we'd win the war and then what?"
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