In Butler County, Nebraska there is a town called Bruno, where 58% of the
residents are Czech-speaking.
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using
his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Nepij vodu z rybníka.
Krávy hovno v rybníku !" (Which means: "Don't drink the water from the pond.
The cows have shit in it.")
The man shouted back: "I can't understand you. I'm from Chicago and I am here
Campaigning for Obama. Speak in English!"
The rancher replied back very loudly, "Use both hands!"