REDNECK MAGIC! A black guy and a redneck go into a
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Posted On: 03/14/2014 8:30:04 PM
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REDNECK MAGIC!
A black guy and a redneck go into a pastry shop.
The black guy whisks three cookies into his pocket with
lightning speed. The baker doesn't notice.
The black guy says to the redneck: "You see how clever
black people are? You rednecks can never beat that!"
The redneck says to the black guy: "Any redneck is
smarter than any black guy. Watch this and I'll prove
it to ya."
He says to the baker, "Give me a cookie, I'll show you
a magic trick!" The baker gives him the cookie, which
the redneck promptly eats. Then he says to the baker:
"Give me another cookie for my magic trick."
The baker is getting suspicious, but he gives it to him.
He eats this one too. Then he says again: "Give me one
more cookie..."
The baker is getting angry now, but gives him one
anyway. The redneck eats this one too.
Now the baker is really mad, and he yells: "And where is
your famous magic trick?"
The redneck says, "Look in the black guy's pocket!"
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