If you have a bad ticker you might not make it through the DUTV express...............lol
I would have thought anyone with a bad ticker would have fell over long ago from all the drills we had to go through over the years to make sure loyal share holders were “READY”
I don’t know about anyone else but to me it seemed like we had DUTV drills once a week as far back as this old guy with old ticker can remember......lol
“BAD TICKERS”..............That is some funny chit right there, that’s what I’m talking about baby.
My journey over the years to my profound humorous wisdom you learn how to pace your ticker during stressful times, Like , My wife just left that makes three in two years that has left.
So pacing your ticker along your road is very important............I can still run 2 miles in just under 33 minutes. That’s fast baby !
Also I have 4 spots open Saturday, Sunday, Thursday and Friday for my new wives to arrive .......... S O O N ! ..........Trust me my ticker strong like bull.
Did I fell to mention I’m Mormon......................................lol
I got these new meds yesterday, I can’t even remember the friggin name of it. That’s bad !
It’s the one that has the Yellow Mexican Bee flying around chasing the green butterfly pills...........How they doin, how U doin.
Okay alright already, LIGHTS ON BABY... .. TICKER STRONG LIKE BULL, POSITIONS NEED FILLING ALL WHILE ENJOYING MY NEW MEDS WAITING ON DUTV EXPRESS.
JUST ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE.....................SWEETIE