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And it came to pass that an angel came up to three

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Posted On: 09/28/2012 8:04:31 PM
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And it came to pass that an angel came up to three newly-dead 
men and said - "You are all to be allocated a method for transportation 
around heaven. You will be judged on your past deeds, 
and will have your transport chosen accordingly." 
The angel looked at the first guy, Dave, and said- "You, Dave, 
were a bad man in life. You cheated on your wife four times! For 
this, you will drive around Heaven in an old beat-up Dodge." 
The angel next looked at the second guy, Jon, and said- "You were 
not as sinful, but you still cheated on your wife twice. For this, 
you will forever travel around heaven in a Toyota station wagon." 
The angel finally looked at our hero, Sam, and said- "You, Sam, 
have set a fine example. You did not have sex until after marriage, 
and you never cheated on your wife. For this, you will forever travel through heaven in a Ferrari." 
A short time later, Jon and Dave pulled up in their cars next to Sam's 
Ferrari. There he is, sitting on the bonnet, his head in his hands, crying. 
"What's wrong, Sam?" they asked. "You got the Ferrari! You're set forever! Why so down?" 
Sam looked up, ever so slowly opened his mouth, and said, "I just saw my wife go by on a skateboard."





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