Congratulating a friend after her son and daughter
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within a month of each other, a woman asked, "What kind of boy
did your daughter marry?"
"Oh, he's wonderful," gushed the mother. "He lets her sleep
late, wants her to go to the beauty parlor regularly, and
insists on taking her out to dinner every night."
"That's nice," said the woman. "What about your son?"
"I'm not so happy about that," the mother sighed. "His wife
sleeps late, spends all her time in the beauty parlor, and
makes them eat take-out meals!"