Boudreaux was hunting geese up in the Henderson sw
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Posted On: 03/07/2014 7:22:47 PM
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Boudreaux was hunting geese up in the Henderson swamp. He leaned the old 16 gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak. As luck would have it, his foolish dog knocked the gun over, it went off and Boudreaux took most of an ounce of #4 shot in the groin.
Several hours later, lying in a Lafayette General hospital bed, he came to...
and there was his doctor, Thibodeaux!
"Well I got some good news and some bad news. Da good news is dat you are going to be OK. Da damage was local to your groin, dere was very little internal damage, and I was able to remove all of da duck shot."
"What's the bad news?", asks Boudreaux
"Da bad news is dat dere was some pretty extensive duck shot damage done to your pecker. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Marie".
"Well, I guess that isn't too bad,"says Boudreaux "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"
"Not exactly," Thibodeaux says. "She's a flute player in da Mamou Symphony Orchestra.
She's going to teach you where to put your fingers, so you don't piss in you eye."
Several hours later, lying in a Lafayette General hospital bed, he came to...
and there was his doctor, Thibodeaux!
"Well I got some good news and some bad news. Da good news is dat you are going to be OK. Da damage was local to your groin, dere was very little internal damage, and I was able to remove all of da duck shot."
"What's the bad news?", asks Boudreaux
"Da bad news is dat dere was some pretty extensive duck shot damage done to your pecker. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Marie".
"Well, I guess that isn't too bad,"says Boudreaux "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"
"Not exactly," Thibodeaux says. "She's a flute player in da Mamou Symphony Orchestra.
She's going to teach you where to put your fingers, so you don't piss in you eye."
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