"Before the Bell": New CTIX PR Cellceutix Corp. i
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Posted On: 03/05/2014 8:19:13 AM
"Before the Bell": New CTIX PR
Cellceutix Corp. is proud to announce that it has spun-off its six wholly-owned company officer owned company "Nano-bend-over" that has acquired the sole rights to sixteen drugs covering 5,000 indications, with possible 25 cures for the world's deadliest diseases, with a value equal to the GDP of all the G8 nations. "I feel fortunate to have acquired these drugs so quickly and at such a remarkable price", said CEO Leo Ehrlich. I was aware of the crisis in the Ukraine, but never in my wildest dreams did I believe the Oligarchs would sell the governments clinical drugs on eBay. I guess when you need money fast (and a NetJet) you take drastic measures. I just can't wait to get these drugs in clinical trials. I called Dr Reddy's ( a NYSE traded company with annual sales of $500 billion) and told them to put a hold on Prurisol and gear up the compounding and stability testing ASAP."
The new company "Nano-bend-over" will be leasing 100 square feet of office space from Kard Scientific and employees (if they ever have any) will have full access to the Keurig and the restrooms between 10am-2pm.
Cellceutix Corp. is proud to announce that it has spun-off its six wholly-owned company officer owned company "Nano-bend-over" that has acquired the sole rights to sixteen drugs covering 5,000 indications, with possible 25 cures for the world's deadliest diseases, with a value equal to the GDP of all the G8 nations. "I feel fortunate to have acquired these drugs so quickly and at such a remarkable price", said CEO Leo Ehrlich. I was aware of the crisis in the Ukraine, but never in my wildest dreams did I believe the Oligarchs would sell the governments clinical drugs on eBay. I guess when you need money fast (and a NetJet) you take drastic measures. I just can't wait to get these drugs in clinical trials. I called Dr Reddy's ( a NYSE traded company with annual sales of $500 billion) and told them to put a hold on Prurisol and gear up the compounding and stability testing ASAP."
The new company "Nano-bend-over" will be leasing 100 square feet of office space from Kard Scientific and employees (if they ever have any) will have full access to the Keurig and the restrooms between 10am-2pm.
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