why do all his updates sound like a spanish teleno

why do all his updates sound like a spanish telenovela??? gives u a little hint at the end and then u have to watch the next episode to find out who did what? its like a never ending telenovela...! would someone be professional enough and just post when they actually have news? or have actual news?  this risks to tank bellow .000000000001   I'm a shareholder, not a bag holder !   right now I'm holding a bag in one hand and couple shares in the other...! lets get this moving now!