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Posted On: 03/03/2014 10:41:33 PM
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Spent the whole evening at the police station filling out paper work to press charges on my neighbor, some short day that turned out to be.


As I was pulling into my drive I saw my neighbor running out the back door of my house , I slammed my car into park and chased him down. I got em alright in his own back yard.


After punching him in the noise 12 or so times he pretty much gave up , Then I called the police.


Damest thing ever, Cop asked the bloody neighbor if he wanted to press charges.....say what I said!! I told the officer I called you and I wanted to press charges on him.


They police officer was a little surprised being that I looked better then the bloody guy, Officer asked for my name to make sure I was the caller, Then the officer asked me what happen ?



I told the officer while I was at work today my neighbor came over to my house and stole my whistle, As I was holding the evidence in my hand saying this is it officer officer laughed and said you kidding right........No SIR !!


this is serious and I want to press charges.......Officer said for what ?


I said for stealing my whistle. You don't steal another mans whistle when he's at work officer, officer kept my whistle as evidence . Thats Just great now.


Coming home from the station I pulled in to a 7-11 and picked up a box of cracker jacks with my last buck hoping there would be a whistle in there as the prize, at this point I was feeling like willy wonka and the golden ticket.


I get home kiss the wife calm her down after her big ordeal with the neighbor stealing her whistle I gave her the box of cracker jacks. We get down to the prize and were pretty excited at this point she opens it and there it is a brand new super tiny pink whistle on a string............turned out to be my lucky day after all.


With out missing a beat she says are we going to practice blowing the whistle again like last night.


She was officially ready after last night to sound the alarm.


So we practiced blowing the new super tiny pink whistle, After the first blow she blew so hard the whistle feel apart the BB flew out hitting me in the eye and I had to go to the dang hospital , While lying in the room waiting for the eye doctor i kept hearing groans and noises coming from behind the curtain next to me.............It was my neighbor waiting on the same eye doctor..............lol




Moral of the story .....get & blow a tuba.



 





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