A woman should trust her husband
A woman should trust her husband – well, once in a while at least.
For example, a wife came home late one night, and quietly opened the door to their bedroom. From under the blanket she saw four legs instead of two. She reached for a baseball bat and started hitting the blanket as hard as she could.
She left the covered bodies groaning and went to the kitchen to get a drink. As she entered the kitchen, she saw her husband sitting at the kitchen table reading a magazine.
"Hi darling," he said. "Your parents came to visit, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"