I wanted to play Hamlet once.I even memorized eve

I wanted to play Hamlet once.I even memorized every one of his lines;but as the avalanche of time increases it's looking like King Richard will be my only role...because I am not an actor!I will perform a soliloquy for you though Bells.In VEGAS,on a table,clutching a Monarch like a bodkin... "Who would these Hipples bare?To grunt and sweat under a weary life..."