Invasion of the Dharmanol™ -- coming to a dispensary near you. Even Whole Foods and Walgreen's may be touched by a national wave.
See shelves brimming with attractively labeled Dharmanol™ bottles and blister packs. Watch them disapppear one by one in a mad grab for relief. Watch as Big Pharma executives panick through the streets.
Believe no one who says it's only a movie.