A young Catholic girl went to confession and said
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> pregnant."
>
> He asked, "How did this happen, my child?"
>
> She said, "I think it must be the second coming."
>
> The priest, shocked by this reply asked, "What makes you think this has
> anything to do with the Second Coming?"
>
> She replied, "Because I swallowed the first one..."