'Somebody stop Me!" ...so cold, the snowflake
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...so cold,
the snowflakes froze in the air. Birds hopped from one snowflake to another to get into the trees.
my mail broke when I tried to pry open the envelope!
I actually enjoyed it when someone spilled scalding hot coffee on my lap!
the snowman knocked on the door and asked to sleep on the couch!
people with the sniffles had to suck on NyQuil popsicles!
we had to push the house down the street to jump-start the furnace!
we stopped taking baths. Saturday was our day to get "hoovered"!
our aquarium didn't need any glass. The downside? The fish were motionless!
flames froze in the fireplace. Mom would break them off, grind them up, and we'd use the stuff like pepper
we didn't get frostbitten - we got frostgobbled!
e-mail was almost useless. It's hard to understand a message when it's typed while wearing three pairs of heavy woolen mittens.

