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Posted On: 01/04/2014 6:45:03 PM
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So cold,
It's so cold that Shania Twain covered her midriff...

you light a candle and the flame freezes

your shadow freezes to the sidewalk


that Bill Clinton is sleeping with his own wife in order to keep warm.

It was so cold that the Statue of Liberty put the torch INSIDE her dress.

You bake a cake, set it out to cool, 10 minute later it's frosted

my balls have became ovaries.

you'd have to jump start a reindeer.

I saw a squirrel burying Sterno!


when you opened the door to the house the small light in front went on!

when I put on my coat to take out the garbage it didn't want to go!

My wife made a pot of coffee. She set it outside to cool and it
froze so fast.....that the ice was warm.

if my thermometer had been an inch longer, I would have frozen to death.

The fire hydrant is begging a dog to pee on it.

the snowman begs you to take him inside at night

The hookers downtown are charging 20 bucks just to blow on your hands

We get an awful lot of cold waves from Canada.
Can't we weatherstrip the border?


The steam off of my head created a war between two Indian villages.

Only people like "Ed", "Al" and "Bob" have enough time to write their names
in the snow.





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