I came home from work last night exhausted. I sa
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said to my wife, "I need my glasses checked. I'm
so nearsighted I nearly worked myself to death."
Perplexed, the wife asked, "What's being
nearsighted got to do with working yourself to
death?" "I couldn't tell whether the boss was
watching me or not, so I had to work the whole
time I was there!"