Could we take up a collection to get JLE86 his 1G

Could we take up a collection to get JLE86 his 1G back? It's getting sad watching him cry over there, it's not even laugh worthy anymore...and the saddest part is once we start moving he is so unsavvy he will chase and most likely buy at the high once again, only to watch it technically retrace, which will make him panic, and sell right before the bounce...rinse and repeat.