Air Force One crashed one day, and of course, ever
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The first person replied, "I'm Joe Biden, and I was vice-president of the United States."
God said, "That is an accomplishment--you may sit at my left side." The second person approached the heavenly throne, and God asked, "Who are you, and what did you do?"
The second person replied, "I'm Barack Obama, and I was president of the United States."
God said, "That is INDEED an accomplishment--you may sit at my right side."
The third person approached the heavenly throne, and God asked,
"Who are you, and what did you do?"
The third person answered, "I'm Hillary Clinton, and YOU'RE SITTING IN MY CHAIR!!!"