Morris the shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door to the right, and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS. He was horrified when another competitor opened up to his left side, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST PRICES. Morris was panicked, until he got a terrific idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read: MAIN ENTRANCE.
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