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Posted On: 11/28/2013 1:12:25 PM
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Posted By: acc724
no joke..
An emergency room physician told me that a woman in
her late 20's came to the ER today with her
8thpregnancy.


She told 
the first doctor she saw: "My Mama told me that 
I am the breadwinner for the family." He asked 
her to explain. She said that she can make
babies, and babies get money from the State for 
the family. It goes like this:


The Grandma calls the Department of Child & 
Family Services, and states that the unemployed 
daughter is not capable of caring for all of her 
kids.


DCFS agrees, and tells her the
children will need 
to go into foster care.

The Grandma then 
volunteers to be the foster 
parent, and receives a check for 
$1500 per child each month in 
Illinois.


Total yearly income:
$144,000 
tax-free and nobody 
has to go to work!


In fact, they get more if there is 
no husband/father/man in the home!


Not to mention free healthcare (Medicaid), plus a 
monthly card entitling them to free groceries 
and a voucher for 250 free Obamaphone minutes 
each month. This does not include WIC and other 
welfare benefits...that they are "entitled" to.


Indeed, Grandma
was correct that her fertile daughter is the 
"breadwinner" for the family. 

This is how the liberal 
politicians spend our tax dollars. When this 
generous program was invented in the '60s, the 
Great Society architects forgot to craft 
an end date...
and now we are hopelessly 
overrun with people who vote only for those who 
will continue to keep them on the dole....



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