A Mexican, a Black, a Muslim and a Redneck were walking

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A Mexican, a Black, a Muslim and a Redneck were walking together on a beach when the Black stumbled over a bottle in the sand. He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, and a Genie appeared.

"I can only grant four wishes, "the Genie said. "Since
there are four of you, you may have a wish apiece."

Pointing at the Black, he said, "Since you found the
bottle, you may have the first wish."The Black studied
for a moment then said, "I wish for a fleet of ships so
that I can gather all my people and take them back to
our homeland, Africa ." Poof! It was done! Hundreds of
ships appeared on the skyline.

The Mexican said, "I weesh for enough Cheby peekups to
take all my people back to our homeland, May-he-co!" Poof!
Row after row of Chevrolet Pickups appeared on the beach.

The Muslim said, "I wish for ten thousand camels to take
all of my people away from this horrible country loaded
with infidels so we can live in peace in Muslim countries
and serve Allah." Poof!  Ten thousand camels suddenly appeared on the beach.

Turning to the Redneck, the Genie asked, "And what is
your wish? The Redneck watched as the loaded pickups
began moving toward the border, then looked out to sea
and watched the loaded ships sailing out into the sunset,
then he looked at all of the Muslims getting on top of the
camels and riding off.

The Redneck said, "Just give me a Miller Light.
It doesn't get any better than this!"
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