Bill was the local hero on the high school footbal
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Posted On: 11/18/2013 7:15:44 PM
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Bill was the local hero on the high school football team. His problem
was his weight, he topped out at 330 pounds. Because he was a rather
shy sort of guy he didn't have many dates for the sock hops or drivein
movies. One Saturday after the team won the area championship, he was
seen with the heaviest girl in school. No one dared say anything to him
while he was on the town, but finally the team took a vote to see who
would ask him the question that was burning in their minds. Wouldn't you
know it, the runt, all 98 pounds of him, was selected to do the asking,
so he charged up to Bill on Monday morning in front of the team members
and blurted out " How does a fat guy and a fatter girl have sex?" Bill
just pushed out his chest and replied "You're the second short peckered
guy to ask me that today.
was his weight, he topped out at 330 pounds. Because he was a rather
shy sort of guy he didn't have many dates for the sock hops or drivein
movies. One Saturday after the team won the area championship, he was
seen with the heaviest girl in school. No one dared say anything to him
while he was on the town, but finally the team took a vote to see who
would ask him the question that was burning in their minds. Wouldn't you
know it, the runt, all 98 pounds of him, was selected to do the asking,
so he charged up to Bill on Monday morning in front of the team members
and blurted out " How does a fat guy and a fatter girl have sex?" Bill
just pushed out his chest and replied "You're the second short peckered
guy to ask me that today.
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