A 90 year old man went to the Doctor for his annua
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Posted On: 11/15/2013 12:50:28 PM
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A 90 year old man went to the Doctor for his annual checkup.
The Doctor asked how he was feeling.
The 90 year old says,
I've never felt better,"I have an 18 year old bride who is pregnant with my child,What do you think of that?"
The Doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins,
"I have a friend who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.One day he was going out in a bit of a hurry,he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun.
When he got to the Creek he saw a prime Beaver sitting beside the stream of water.He raised his umbrella and went "Bang Bang", and the beaver fell over dead."
"What do you think of that?"
The 90 year old said,
"I'd say someone else shot that beaver"
The Doctor replied..........."My point exactly"
The Doctor asked how he was feeling.
The 90 year old says,
I've never felt better,"I have an 18 year old bride who is pregnant with my child,What do you think of that?"
The Doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins,
"I have a friend who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.One day he was going out in a bit of a hurry,he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun.
When he got to the Creek he saw a prime Beaver sitting beside the stream of water.He raised his umbrella and went "Bang Bang", and the beaver fell over dead."
"What do you think of that?"
The 90 year old said,
"I'd say someone else shot that beaver"
The Doctor replied..........."My point exactly"
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