A man walked into a Wal-Mart and the Greeter said,
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"Automotive, aisle 15." The man asked, "How did you
know I was here to get oil?" The Greeter replied,
"That's my job."
Another man walked in and the Greeter said,
"Sporting goods, aisle 28." The man asked, "How
did you know I wanted fishing supplies? The Greeter
replied, "That's my job."
A woman walked in and the Greeter said, "Tampons,
aisle 5." The woman said, "No, I'm here for
hemorrhoid medicine."
The Greeter said, "Damn, I missed it by an inch.