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here is a good one..i was in the bar biz with my b

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Posted On: 09/03/2012 8:08:59 PM
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here is a good one..i was in the bar biz with my brother..we had a couple places..sold out in 1988..i moved down here..he to the phillipines..smartest thing i ever did



You gotta love our court system!!..... 


Proof of entitlement mentality 

It's time again for the annual 'Stella Awards'! For those unfamiliar with 
these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled 
hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's in New Mexico 
where she purchased the coffee. You remember, she took the lid off the 
coffee and put it between her knees while she was driving. Who would ever 
think one could get burned doing that, right? 


That's right; these are awards for the most outlandish lawsuits and 
verdicts in the U.S. You know, the kinds of cases that make you scratch 
your head. So keep your head scratcher handy. 


Here are the Stella's for the past year: 


7TH PLACE: 
Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her 
peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running 
inside a furniture store. The store owners were understandably surprised 
by the verdict, considering the running toddler was her own son. 


6TH PLACE: 
Carl Truman, 19, of Los Angeles, California won $74,000 plus medical 
expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Truman 
apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he 
was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps. 


Go ahead, grab your head scratcher. 


5TH PLACE: 
Terrence Dickson, of Bristol, Pennsylvania, who was leaving a house he had 
just burglarized by way of the garage. Unfortunately for Dickson, the 
automatic garage door opener malfunctioned and he could not get the garage 
door to open. Worse, he couldn't re-enter the house because the door 
connecting the garage to the house locked when Dickson pulled it shut. 
Forced to sit for eight, count 'em, EIGHT, days on a case of Pepsi and a 
large bag of dry dog food, he sued the homeowner's insurance company 
claiming undue mental Anguish. 


Amazingly, the jury said the insurance company must pay Dickson $500,000 
for his anguish. We should all have this kind of anguish. 
Keep scratching. There are more... 


4TH PLACE: 
Jerry Williams, of Little Rock , Arkansas , garnered 4th Place in the 
Stella's when he was awarded $14,500 plus medical expenses after being 
bitten on the butt by his next door neighbor's beagle - even though the 
beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. Williams did not get as 
much as he asked for because the jury believed the beagle might have been 
provoked at the time of the butt bite because Williams had climbed over 
the fence into the yard and repeatedly shot the dog with a pellet gun. 


Grrrrr ... Scratch, scratch. 

3RD PLACE: 
Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania because a jury ordered a 
Philadelphia restaurant to pay her $113,500 after she slipped on a spilled 
soft drink and broke her tailbone. The reason the soft drink was on the 
floor: Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during 
an argument. What ever happened to people being responsible for their own 
actions? 


Scratch, scratch, scratch. Hang in there; there are only two more Stellas 
to go... 


2ND PLACE: 
Kara Walton, of Claymont, Delaware sued the owner of a night club in a 
nearby city because she fell from the bathroom window to the floor, 
knocking out her two front teeth. Even though Ms. Walton was trying to 
sneak through the ladies room window to avoid paying the $3.50 cover 
charge, the jury said the night club had to pay her $12,000....oh, yeah, 
plus dental expenses. Go figure. 


1ST PLACE: (May I have a fanfare played on 50 kazoos please) 
This year's runaway First Place Stella Award winner was Mrs. Merv 
Grazinski, of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, who purchased a new 32-foot 
Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, from an OU football game, 
having driven on to the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and 
calmly left the driver's seat to go to the back of the Winnebago to make 
herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the motor home left the freeway, 
crashed and overturned. Also not surprisingly, Mrs. Grazinski sued 
Winnebago for not putting in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually 
leave the driver's seat while the cruise control was set. The Oklahoma 
jury awarded her, are you sitting down, $1,750,000 PLUS a new motor home. 
Winnebago actually changed their manuals as a result of this suit, just 
incase Mrs. Grazinski has any relatives who might also buy a motor home. 


Are we, as a society, getting more stupid or what? 




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