A woman goes into a bar and orders a bottle of cha
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She takes the first glass and pours the champagne down the back
of her skirt.
The bartender looks amazed as she pours another glass and again
tips it down her skirt back.
Finally, the bartender asks, "Why are you pouring your drinks
down your skirt?"
"Well, " the woman replies, "I've just won the lottery and
this is the only asshole I'm sharing it with.

