The Catholic Church's air conditioning broke 
down, so they had to hire a man to crawl around 
in the ducts and figure out what was wrong. 
As the man peeked down through one of the vents 
in the sanctuary, he saw little old Mrs. Murphy 
kneeling by the altar, apparently saying her rosary. 
The man thought it would be funny to try and mess 
with the lady's mind.In his best authoritative voice, 
he said, "This is Jesus. Your prayers will be answered." 
The little old lady didn't even blink, just kept on 
saying her prayers. The man decided maybe she didn't 
hear him, and tried again. "This is Jesus, the Son of 
God! Your prayers will be answered!" 
Again, she didn't react at all. Mustering up a big 
breath of air, the man decided to try again. "THIS IS 
JESUS CHRIST, THE SON OF GOD! YOUR PRAYERS WILL BE ANSWERED!" 
The lady looks up and says, "SHUT UP! I'M TALKING TO YOUR MOTHER!"