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Drone Services USA Inc DSUS
Posted On: 09/11/2013 6:21:45 PM
Post# of 11107
Posted By: DEAFCONE
Re: marianothis #171
i don't believe in coincidences....   you will now....


Definition of the word " coincidence "



A chicken farmer went to the local bar ....He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne.



The woman said:" How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne".



" What a coincidence " - said the farmer, who added: " It is a special day for me .... I'm celebrating"



" It is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" said the woman.



"What a coincidence" said the farmer.



While they toasted, the man asked: " What are you celebrating?"



" My husband and I are trying to have a child for years, and today, my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant".



"What a coincidence!" said the farmer. " I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs. "



"This is awesome" said the woman. " What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?"



" I used a different rooster " the farmer said

The woman smiled and said: "What a coincidence!!!














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