A slave girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee was attending a great, but as yet, unnamed athletic festival 2500 years ago in Greece.
In those days believe, it or not, the athletes performed naked.
To prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed freely on drink, containing saltpeter, before and throughout the variety of events.
At the opening ceremonial parade, Gedophamee observed the first wave of naked magnificent males marching toward her & she exclaimed: "OH!! Limp Pricks!"
Over the next two and a half millennia that morphed into "Olympics."