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Posted On: 08/18/2013 9:12:22 AM
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Posted By: acc724
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.

Timmy stood up and said, "My mom is a doctor!"

Sarah stood up and said, "My father is a professor!"

Little Johnnie stood up and said, "My dad is a piano player in a whorehouse!"

The teacher couldn't believe what she had just heard, so she made a point of calling little Johnnie's father that evening. When she told him what little Johnnie said, he told her, "Actually, I'm a corporate attorney, but how I'm I supposed to explain that to a seven year old?"

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