Posted On: 08/15/2013 9:22:07 AM
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A man got his first prescription for Viagra and went home to prepare. About an hour before his wife was to arrive home, he took a pill. After an hour, he was ready to go, but his wife was still not home. He called her cell phone only to learn she's going to be at least another hour.
Desperate, he phones his doctor. "What do I do, Doc?" His doctor replies, "Well, it'd be a shame to waste a Viagra. Is your housekeeper there?"
"Yes, she is."
"Well," says his doctor, "maybe you can occupy yourself with her instead?"
"But, Doc! With the housekeeper, I don't need Viagra!"
Desperate, he phones his doctor. "What do I do, Doc?" His doctor replies, "Well, it'd be a shame to waste a Viagra. Is your housekeeper there?"
"Yes, she is."
"Well," says his doctor, "maybe you can occupy yourself with her instead?"
"But, Doc! With the housekeeper, I don't need Viagra!"
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