The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase...

The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked, “"Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"”

Maria: "“Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.

The first is that I iron better than you".”

Wife: "“Who said you iron better than me?'”

Maria: “"Jor huzban he say so".”

Wife: “"Oh yeah?”"

Maria: “"The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you".”

Wife: “"Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"”

Maria: “"Jor hozban did".

Wife increasingly agitated: “"Oh he did, did he?"”

Maria: “"The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed".”

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, “"And did my husband say that as well?"”

Maria: “"No Señora… The gardener did".”

Wife: “"So how much do you want?"”