Posted On: 08/12/2013 2:09:30 PM
Post# of 5246
One day, Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree. Holding a knife to her throat, he said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!"
To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a .44 magnum. She pointed it at his head and said, "No, you're not! You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book!"
To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a .44 magnum. She pointed it at his head and said, "No, you're not! You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book!"

