Posted On: 08/11/2013 6:23:26 PM
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First, you have Smurf Sex: during your honeymoon you do it till you’re blue in the face.
Next comes Kitchen Sex: : where you have sex anywhere, anytime.
Third comes Bedroom Sex: : you’ve settled down, have kids, so you’ve got to do it in the bedroom.
Then comes Hallway Sex: : where you just pass each other in the hallway, saying, "Screw you!"
Finally, comes Courtroom Sex: where your wife screws you in front of everyone in Divorce Court.
Next comes Kitchen Sex: : where you have sex anywhere, anytime.
Third comes Bedroom Sex: : you’ve settled down, have kids, so you’ve got to do it in the bedroom.
Then comes Hallway Sex: : where you just pass each other in the hallway, saying, "Screw you!"
Finally, comes Courtroom Sex: where your wife screws you in front of everyone in Divorce Court.
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