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Posted On: 08/08/2013 4:47:44 PM
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Posted By: acc724

40 years of marriage! 

A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 
40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic 
little restaurant. 

..Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. 
She said, 'For being such an exemplary married 
couple and for being loving to each other for 
all this time, I will grant you each a wish.' 

..The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world 
with my darling husband.' 

..The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two 
tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her 
hands. 

..The husband thought for a moment: 
'Well, this is all very romantic, but an 
opportunity like this will never come again. I'm 
sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 
years younger than me.' 

..The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, 
but a wish is a wish.*! * 

..So the fairy waved her magic wand and 
poof!... 

***The husband became 92 years old. 

.....The moral of this story: 

..Men who are ungrateful bastards should 
remember fairies are female..... 



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