Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel
"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses  and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said,
"Lay down your  shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised  Land."

Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses,
raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the  economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings,

Social Security, retirement funds, etc . .. .

I called a Suicide Hotline.

I had to press 1 for English.

I was  connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was  suicidal. They  got excited and asked if I could drive a  truck......