A true story.

A couple of years back I was having breakfast at one of my favorite joints when I overheard a conversation between two young girls, both still in high school. It's scary to think how they must look at someone who is my advanced age.

1st girl- How is your brother doing since graduating from high school?

2nd girl- Well, he's doing fine. He's now dating some old lady that works at the Waffle House.

1st girl- Oh, how old is she?

2nd girl- 23