.Sorry, I'm taking up Golf..Dude.

....David Lettermans Top 10 Reasons why Golf is better than Sex...

..#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.
..#09... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
..#08... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
..#07... Foursomes are encouraged.
..#06... You can still make money doing it as a senior.
..#05... Three times a day is possible.
..#04... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
..#03... If you live in Florida , you can do it almost every day.
..#02... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex......
....#01... When your equipment gets old you can replace it!