A SENIOR'S DRIVER'S LICENSE

A man was sitting on his patio sunning and reading, when he was
startled by a fairly late model car crashing through the hedge and
coming to rest on his lawn. He helped the elderly driver out and
sat her down on a lawn chair.

"My goodness" he exclaimed, "you are quite old to be driving!"
"Yes" she replied," I am old enough that I don't need a license anymore.
The last time I went to my doctor he examined me, and asked if I had a
drivers license. I told him yes and handed it to him. He took scissors out
of a drawer, cut the license into pieces and threw them in the wastebasket." "You won't be needing this anymore," he said.
"So I thanked him and left."