The  MLB "ALL Steroid Team"

LF Barry Bonds

CF Lenny Dykstra/Brady Anderson

SS Miguel Tejada

1B Mark McGuire

3B Alex Rodriguez

RF Sammy Sosa

DH Ryan Braun

2B Brian Roberts/Craig Biggio

P Bartolo Colon/Roger Clemens/Andy Pettitte

RP: Debbie Clemens (The Rocket's wife who got quite a few injections in her ars. Heard she had a good splitter too!)