Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ? 
> where do they go? 
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> Wonder no more ! ! ! 
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> It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and 
> complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain 
> a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. 
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> If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have 
> been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep 
> enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried. 
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> The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing: 
> "Freeze a jolly good fellow." 
> "Freeze a jolly good fellow." 
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> You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you? 
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> It's so easy to fool OLD people. 
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> I am sorry, the devil made me do it!!! 
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> (I fell for it, too.)