As an ultimate test of his will power, a man decided to give up sex for lent. Although not thrilled with the idea, his wife agreed to support him in this effort. The first few weeks weren't too difficult. Things got tougher during the next couple of weeks, so the wife wore her dowdiest nightclothes and chewed one garlic before going to bed. The last couple of weeks were extremely tough one the husband, so the wife took to locking the bedroom door and forcing the husband to sleep one the couch. Easter morning finally came. A knock came one the wife's bedroom door. "Knock!!! Knock!!! Knock!!!" "guess who?" asked the husband. "i know who it is!" replied the wife. "Guess what i want?" said the husband. "i know what you want!" said the wife. "Guess what I'm knocking' with?"