During a quarrel with his parents, young Michael cried, "I want excitement, adventure, money, and beautiful women. I'll never find it here at home, so I'm leaving. Don't try and stop me!"

With that, he headed toward the door. His father rose and walked up to him, as he grabbed the doorknob.
"Didn't you hear what I said?" asked Michael. "I don't want you to try and stop me!"

"Who's trying to stop you?" replied his father. "I'm going with you!"