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Posted On: 07/27/2012 2:39:45 PM
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Posted By: Lmcat

Put all the old people in jail!
























Description: 1.3710559538@web114413.mail.gq1.yahoo.com

WHAT A GREAT IDEA!!!!....


Here's the way it should be:

Let's put the seniors in jail and the criminals in nursing homes.

This would correct two things in one motion:

Seniors would have access to showers, hobbies and walks. 
They would receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical
Treatment, wheel chairs, etc.

They would  receive money instead of having to pay it out.

They would have constant video monitoring, so they would be helped instantly... If they

fell or needed assistance.

Bedding would be washed  twice a week and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.

A guard would check on them every 20 minutes.

All meals and snacks would be brought to them.

They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.
They would have access to a library, weight/fitness room, spiritual counseling, a pool and

education...and free admission to in-house concerts by nationally recognized entertainment artists.

Simple clothing - i.e.. Shoes, slippers, pj's - and legal aid would be free , upon request. 
There would be private, secure rooms provided for all with an outdoor exercise yard complete with gardens.

Each senior would have a P.C., T.V., phone and radio in their room  at no cost .

They would receive daily phone calls.

There would be a board of directors to hear any complaints and the ACLU would fight

for their rights and protection.

The guards would have a code of conduct to be strictly adhered to, with attorneys available,  at no charge to

protect the seniors and their families from abuse or neglect.


As for the criminals:

They would receive  cold food.

They would be left alone and unsupervised.

They would receive showers  once a week.

They would live in tiny rooms, for which they would have to pay $5,000 per month.

They would have no hope of ever getting out.


"Sounds like justice to me!"



Description: 2.3710559538@web114413.mail.gq1.yahoo.com








In addition, it is a great gated community.




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