I just received my tax return for 2012 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?" I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million

crack heads, 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; half of Mexico; and 535 persons

in the U.S. House and Senate.”