Its hard to belive we are the last two alive on the planet.

We could have a very serious problem on our hands,  I  hope thats not the case.

You remember the dummy who said, Im not a girl but I play one on the message board.

If You and I are the only ones left on the planet that expression might come in handy !!

One of us would have to be a EXPRESSIONIST and the other a EXPRESSONARY.

neither one of those positions puts a happy face on our new problem.

Okay, Now that was funny as hell.