JB, I suspect you will be number one on HIMR's list of VIPs.  Naturally, they will set you up in a Presidential Suit just like the IRS gets, and you too will be wined and dined for weeks on end.  They might even teach you to line dance, and make you up like Spook from Star Trek.  Gambling will be on your own dime, of course, but food and drink will be on them.

Now, just pinch yourself until you awaken.